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My life, would suck, without food" haha get it? So apparently Kelly Clarkson is tired of the fat jokes. Well, on one hand, I feel her. That sucks everyone makes fun of you, and it sucks that the media is obsessed with celebrities needing to be "skinny" and "hot". But, it's just so easy. Let's compare her on tour in 2006 with an appearance last week. Maybe if your obesity wasn't coupled with the fact that you've been dressing like a blind Sunday school teacher, Hollywood would be less vicious. Same can be said for Jessica Simpson. Yeah, I hear you...I would not someone to be snapping photos of me with a raucous hangover after a late night pizza binge walking down the street in scrubs and a "tri-delt rush 2004" t-shirt. But you know what? I am not efing famous. Hey Jessica and Kelly...you are famous. So don't walk out of the house looking like shit and people will be nicer about the 30lbs you've gained. How about a forgiving wrap dress in a dark color, some large shades, and a nice nude stiletto? If this were a Venn-diagram, capes, moo-moos and daisy-dukes with an elastic waist would all go in the "not slimming" circle.....